Bush says Goodbye…

"I want you all to myself, you big bunny!"

Oh, you disappoint me President Bush. After all the shenanigans with starting a war, raising terror alerts, huntin’ down evil-doers dead or alive, you would think he would have one more trick up his sleeve. I truly thought that there would be some major terrorist attack before the election and President Bush would declare himself President for a “little longer.” I dreaded the election because I really thought something tragic was going to happen. Fortunately it turned out okay (so far), we just have a bit of an economic crisis. George gave up so easily, he is just coasting out of power with all the cares of a rich, retired ranch man. Why is this President unlike so many others?

Why hasn’t George Bush done what Robert Mugabe has done in Zimbabwe?

Quote of the Day

This comes from the Wall Street Journal’s Op-Ed on the shifting of Barack Obama. I’m not sure the editors picked up this double entandre…but I did. It’s good for a cheap laugh anyway:

“This is one more gift from President Bush to his successor, who won’t have to spend political capital beating off the anti-antiterror left to protect this war-fighting ability.”

Which hand will he be using? Thank you WSJ for my laugh for the day.